Saturday, October 23, 2010

crap.

"DO NOT BUY THAT!" I pointed at the huge tub of Nestle cookie dough he had somehow picked up while I was at a sample and was now carrying to the bagged cheese..
"YOU CANNOT bring that home!  I will eat that and it's dangerous!  Go. Put. It. Back." I said even more emphatically.

yeah right.

it actually went like this:

Damon walks up to me (yes, i was at a sample) and has the tub in his arms.

Damon sees my face light up.

Damon knows that face and immediately turns back to put it in the freezer again.

I grab Damon's arm and beg, plead, pull, "PLEASE BUY IT PLEASE KEEP IT I WANT THAT SO BAD PLEASE DON'T PUT IT BACK!!!"

My tone is that of a 4 year old in Toys 'R Us after the newest Whatever has just hit the place...

"NO!  I am NOT buying it anymore!  You'll eat it raw! I KNOW YOU WILL EAT IT RAW!" -D

"NO I WON'T PLEASE DON'T PUT IT BACK I PROMISE I WON'T that much!"-T

"NO I don't believe you! You can't eat it raw!  Promise me you won't eat any it's only for baking!"-D

"I WON'T I PROMISE I WON'T eat it raw! Only one spoon if I bake them."-T

"Pinky swear. Pinky swear to me right now that you won't eat it raw."-D

.....


He turns away

"NO!!!! I WON'T I PROMISE!!! It's only for baking!!!" -T

"OK but you promised!"-D


...then he went back to school to study for more hours tonight.  I was only walking to the front door to go to Walgreens and redbox How to Train Your Dragon.  IT was in the freezer. there was a fork left out on the counter.  There was a plastic seal under the lid that wouldn't come off. I had to use my teeth. I just wanted to see it. But with my nose so close I got a wiff.

4 comments:

Chrisstamom said...

I LOVE YOU TS!! That's all that needs to be said.

Barrett Family said...

I had Cafe Rio today, does that count or should I hit up Costa Vida? Also, I had about 2 cookies worth of cookie dough... and then about 4 baked cookies. All before noon. I need to stop being on vacation. My sis-in-law gave away who was voted off bl last week. I'm ticked!

Anna said...

Ah ha ha ha. You fit the stereotypical pregnant woman mold more than anyone ever and I love it so much! Keep up the good work. Wish you were here so we could enjoy the woes of pregnancy together. Miss you guys.

Helena said...

I love this story! Thank you for having a blog.

i see you too...