"DO NOT BUY THAT!" I pointed at the huge tub of Nestle cookie dough he had somehow picked up while I was at a sample and was now carrying to the bagged cheese..
"YOU CANNOT bring that home! I will eat that and it's dangerous! Go. Put. It. Back." I said even more emphatically.
it actually went like this:
Damon walks up to me (yes, i was at a sample) and has the tub in his arms.
Damon sees my face light up.
Damon knows that face and immediately turns back to put it in the freezer again.
I grab Damon's arm and beg, plead, pull, "PLEASE BUY IT PLEASE KEEP IT I WANT THAT SO BAD PLEASE DON'T PUT IT BACK!!!"
My tone is that of a 4 year old in Toys 'R Us after the newest Whatever has just hit the place...
"NO! I am NOT buying it anymore! You'll eat it raw! I KNOW YOU WILL EAT IT RAW!" -D
"NO I WON'T PLEASE DON'T PUT IT BACK I PROMISE I WON'T that much!"-T
"NO I don't believe you! You can't eat it raw! Promise me you won't eat any it's only for baking!"-D
"I WON'T I PROMISE I WON'T eat it raw! Only one spoon if I bake them."-T
"Pinky swear. Pinky swear to me right now that you won't eat it raw."-D
He turns away
"NO!!!! I WON'T I PROMISE!!! It's only for baking!!!" -T
"OK but you promised!"-D
...then he went back to school to study for more hours tonight. I was only walking to the front door to go to Walgreens and redbox How to Train Your Dragon. IT was in the freezer. there was a fork left out on the counter. There was a plastic seal under the lid that wouldn't come off. I had to use my teeth. I just wanted to see it. But with my nose so close I got a wiff.